A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, lace panties, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.
But then I saw her face.
RRRRRRRWhat is a Pirates favourite letter of the Alphabet ?
RRRRRRR
HaharrrrrrrNo , they like R , but they prefer the C...
When he reads the thread he'll take the Last train to ClarksvilleNow you're a believer ?
When he reads the thread he'll take the Last train to Clarksville

That genuinely made me laugh my arse off!A man was killed today with a starting pistol, the police think it was race related.
Yep, 2 goodies from Ginger on this thread. Out of 50 mind.That genuinely made me laugh my arse off!
LOL
I'd continue this, but I can't get Daydream believer or Hey Hey We're the Monkees in, and buggered if I recall any other singles. And for that reason I'm out....there's a reduced service on Pleasant Valley Sunday mind![]()
A faith healer went to Weymouth to show people the power of God.
He asked anyone with any issues to come forward and watch as the power of prayer helped them.
Our scouse friend @Skylarker came forward and said "can you help me with my hearing?"
The faith healer put his hands on Sky's head and asked all to pray hard. After a few minutes of prayer he looked at Sky and said " how is your hearing brother?"
"I don't know" said sky "its next week"

Already donewith an Arsenal shirt. Be originalA man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, lace panties, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
I suggest you catch the last train to ClarksvilleI'd continue this, but I can't get Daydream believer or Hey Hey We're the Monkees in, and buggered if I recall any other singles. And for that reason I'm out.