**** jokes thread
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
Hebrews it!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
You're under a vest!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
What do you call a woman balancing a tray of beer on her head and carrying a snooker cue?
Beatrix Potter
Beatrix Potter
What's brown and steams out of cows?
The Isle Of Wight ferry
What's brown and steams out of bulls?
Anything posted by HIAG
The Isle Of Wight ferry
What's brown and steams out of bulls?
Anything posted by HIAG
What's brown and steams out of cows?
The Isle Of Wight ferry
What's brown and steams out of bulls?
Anything posted by HIAG
Why fossie, why?
Man got sacked from the dodgems.
It was a funfair dismissal.
It was a funfair dismissal.
What do you call an Irishman carrying 2 large panes of glass?
Paddy O'Doors ...
Paddy O'Doors ...
So me and my wife have just had a baby and all we have done is argue about what to call it. She wants it to be named after her mother, but I just don't feel comfortable having a child called ****.
My friend just phoned me to tell me he's changed his name to Spinal Column, "Can I call you back?"
He's a twat. Only nobbers bother reading his posts..
You ****ing nobber.
Fossy xx
Cheers Nobber ... hope you are enjoying your break?
xx
Yeah been going to plan... read the what you doing thread
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