A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, lace panties, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
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Did you hear about the Insomniac Agnostic Dyslexic ?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog .
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog .
A man was killed today with a starting pistol, the police think it was race related.
When he reads the thread he'll take the Last train to Clarksville
I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't put it down !
I'd continue this, but I can't get Daydream believer or Hey Hey We're the Monkees in, and buggered if I recall any other singles. And for that reason I'm out....there's a reduced service on Pleasant Valley Sunday mind
A faith healer went to Weymouth to show people the power of God.
He asked anyone with any issues to come forward and watch as the power of prayer helped them.
Our scouse friend @Skylarker came forward and said "can you help me with my hearing?"
The faith healer put his hands on Sky's head and asked all to pray hard. After a few minutes of prayer he looked at Sky and said " how is your hearing brother?"
"I don't know" said sky "its next week"
He asked anyone with any issues to come forward and watch as the power of prayer helped them.
Our scouse friend @Skylarker came forward and said "can you help me with my hearing?"
The faith healer put his hands on Sky's head and asked all to pray hard. After a few minutes of prayer he looked at Sky and said " how is your hearing brother?"
"I don't know" said sky "its next week"
Already donewith an Arsenal shirt. Be original
I suggest you catch the last train to Clarksville
What's the difference between a Fridge and a Woman ?
The Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out .
The Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out .