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It's amazing to see how time flies.
I can still remember when my wife and I were first married and not long after a lovely little chubby creature with bow legs and no teeth who was always dribbling and wetting itself came into our lives and gave us countless sleepless nights!!

Nah.....it wasn't a baby.....her MUM came to live with us!!..
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l found one of my neighbours sobbing her heart out this morning .".
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I asked her what was wrong?
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She said, "l was on my way to work this morning & about a mile from home my car started overheating, so l walked back home & found my husband in bed with another woman.".
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She said,... "I just don’t know what to do."
I said, "have you checked the water level in the radiator.
 
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