It's amazing to see how time flies. I can still remember when my wife and I were first married and not long after a lovely little chubby creature with bow legs and no teeth who was always dribbling and wetting itself came into our lives and gave us countless sleepless nights!! Nah.....it wasn't a baby.....her MUM came to live with us!!.. please log in to view this image
l found one of my neighbours sobbing her heart out this morning .". please log in to view this image I asked her what was wrong? please log in to view this image She said, "l was on my way to work this morning & about a mile from home my car started overheating, so l walked back home & found my husband in bed with another woman.". please log in to view this image She said,... "I just don’t know what to do." I said, "have you checked the water level in the radiator.
A man is walking his dog... The dog puts its front paws up onto a wall and starts to pee. A passer-by says, "Well I've never seen a dog do that before. How long has he been doing that?". "Ever since a wall fell on him".