Off Topic Jokes thread
- Thread starter devonFRATTONiser
- Start date
- Remember a few years ago all that fuss about the French testing atom bombs in the Pacific?
- Most of the world was dead against it, but the French insisted that it was OK.
- Strange, though, that they got very upset when the Algerians decided to test a few of their bombs in Paris.
- My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
- Today my wife asked for a "perm".
- The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
- Queen guitarist Brian May has finally had his doctoral thesis in astrophysics published.
- Does this mean he can now prove categorically that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round?
- The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.
- They sent me Diana Ross
Nice to see all of the Man Utd supporters wearing their new Liverpool shirts that they got for Xmas.