Remember a few years ago all that fuss about the French testing atom bombs in the Pacific? Most of the world was dead against it, but the French insisted that it was OK. Strange, though, that they got very upset when the Algerians decided to test a few of their bombs in Paris.
My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl. Today my wife asked for a "perm". The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
Queen guitarist Brian May has finally had his doctoral thesis in astrophysics published. Does this mean he can now prove categorically that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round?
The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross
