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    • I went into a shop the other day and bought some of those new super-sensitive condoms.
    • They"re brilliant!
    • They hang around after you leg it and talk to the bird about "relationships"...
     
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    I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
    She smiled and said yes.



    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard.
     
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    What do Manchester City and Princess Diana have in common?

    They both got done over by the Palace!
     
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