Off Topic Jokes thread
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- I went into a shop the other day and bought some of those new super-sensitive condoms.
- They"re brilliant!
- They hang around after you leg it and talk to the bird about "relationships"...
I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home.
She smiled and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard.
She smiled and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard.
What do Manchester City and Princess Diana have in common?
They both got done over by the Palace!
They both got done over by the Palace!