Off Topic Jokes thread

  • It was my first night in prison and I was feeling a bit nervous.
  • My cellmate was a huge bloke with muscles on his muscles.
  • When lights out came and I was lying on my bunk he said:"Seeing that we"re going to be spending so much time together we better be family. What do you want to be, mummy or daddy"
  • "Oh sh*t" I thought.
  • But, on the principle that it"s better to give than to receive, I said"I"ll be daddy then"
  • "Fair enough" says my cellmate "Now come over here and suck mummy"s cock....."
 
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