It was my first night in prison and I was feeling a bit nervous. My cellmate was a huge bloke with muscles on his muscles. When lights out came and I was lying on my bunk he said:"Seeing that we"re going to be spending so much time together we better be family. What do you want to be, mummy or daddy" "Oh sh*t" I thought. But, on the principle that it"s better to give than to receive, I said"I"ll be daddy then" "Fair enough" says my cellmate "Now come over here and suck mummy"s cock....."
Before you mock children for believing in Father Christmas, just remember there are full grown adults who believe in Jeremy Corbyn....