Off Topic Jokes thread
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- Derek Adams is going to the Plymouth Argyle Football Club Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin, he"s hoping someone can turn him into a fcuking coach!
- A teacher is telling her class of six-year-olds the story of the three little pigs.
- She gets to the part where the the first pig asks a man for some straw for his house.
- She decides to ask the class what the man would have said.
- One lad puts his hand up and says, "I think the man would have said;
- "Well fcuk me, a talking pig!"
- So the bride and groom get to the bridal suite, and she strips naked in front of him.
- "Darling," she says, "Will you love me always?"
- He says, "Sounds good to me! I"ll try your arse first!"
Ate two tins of alphabetti spaghetti and am expecting a big vowel movement tomorrow......