Off Topic Jokes thread
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Kids today don't know how easy they have it.
When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
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I see that the Spice Girls are playing The Stadium of Light next year.
You'd have to fancy them to come away with all three points.
You'd have to fancy them to come away with all three points.
A Chinese man goes for a job on a building site. "Can you lay bricks? " asks the foreman " No" " Can you plaster?""No""Can you paint?" "No" The foreman is a bit exasperated by this but says " OK you can work on supplies"
Three months later the foreman is walking round the site. "Has anyone seen that Chinaman we took on a few months ago?" he asks. Just then the Chinaman jumps out from behind some boxes and shout " Suplise!"
Three months later the foreman is walking round the site. "Has anyone seen that Chinaman we took on a few months ago?" he asks. Just then the Chinaman jumps out from behind some boxes and shout " Suplise!"
A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child.
It's called the Renault McCann....
It's called the Renault McCann....
Fool the neighbours into thinking you're giving your wife an orgasm by flushing the downstairs toilet while she's in the shower.
- Why are chavs like a vaginoplasty?
- They can spend a fortune on their appearance, but they"ll still end up just looking like a twat.