Off Topic Jokes thread
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- How do you know an Essex girl is having an orgasm?
- She drops her chips.
- This 8 year old girl goes into Santa"s grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?"
- The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!"
- Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?"
- My local"s rough as anything.
- I went to the pub quiz the other night.
- First question was, "What the fcuk are you looking at?"
I took out a loan for an exorcism.
If I miss any payments I may be repossessed
If I miss any payments I may be repossessed
BREAKING NEWS.
"Mad Cow disease just discovered in Scotland."
Strange, we English have known about Nicola Sturgeon for years!
"Mad Cow disease just discovered in Scotland."
Strange, we English have known about Nicola Sturgeon for years!