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    • How do you know an Essex girl is having an orgasm?
    • She drops her chips.
     
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    • This 8 year old girl goes into Santa"s grotto, she sits on his lap and father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas my dear?"
    • The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!"
    • Santa says, "Will a little white beard be ok?"
     
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    • Losing a wife can be hard.
    • In my case it was almost impossible.
     
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    • My local"s rough as anything.
    • I went to the pub quiz the other night.
    • First question was, "What the fcuk are you looking at?"
     
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    I took out a loan for an exorcism.

    If I miss any payments I may be repossessed
     
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    BREAKING NEWS.

    "Mad Cow disease just discovered in Scotland."

    Strange, we English have known about Nicola Sturgeon for years!
     
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