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    Just off to the toilets in Wetherspoons!
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    My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit.

    She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... poor Dave must have wondered what the f#ck was going on........
     
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    When I was little my parents used to dip me into cheap Australian Lager.

    It wasn't till I was 18 that I realised I was fostered.......
     
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    Went to some Latin Dancing classes in Welshpool.

    Really didn’t enjoy it so I think it will be my ‘Last Tango In Powys’
     
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    I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

    I told him it's a correctors item.
     
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