Off Topic Jokes thread

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My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit.

She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... poor Dave must have wondered what the f#ck was going on........
 
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