Off Topic Hookers **NFSW**

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I know that but there's obviously a short conversation involved involving the price list.. Just too uncomfortable for my liking so I'll never do it.

you can just pre print kinks on the back of a card and hand it to her so she has clear written instructions. Also helps with foreign birds cos you can get translated texts too.

 

[Fox Mulder]

you can just pre print kinks on the back of a card and hand it to her so she has clear written instructions. Also helps with foreign birds cos you can get translated texts too.

Madness

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Madness

more time for a blozza that way.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I just like watching the football and the gym

 

[JakartaToon]

Pretty standard ****, ie blowjobs, hand jobs, ****ing etc....I think a **** was only about 30 quid or something, so you probably weren't talking champagne, satin sheets and a 5 star hotel. My mate did she she was disappointingly vanilla considering her day job was to have sex all day.

She lived in Manchester apparently, so if you're desperate to track her down, look out for some washed up skank in a back alley, and it may well be her.

So thats what my Mrs does when I am out in Jakarta.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

So thats what my Mrs does when I am out in Jakarta.

Much appreciated.

 

[Consett Mag]

I wouldn't go with a prossy - they might look at my bits and offer me a discount ...

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

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[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

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@magdad would

 

[Obi Wan]

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Ah, you finally found Pouchy's missus.

 

[Obi Wan]

I wouldn't go with a prossy - they might look at my bits and offer me a discount ...

ACS is in credit.

 

[GodAlmighty]

@magdad would

You don't look at the mantle whilst poking the fire

 

[GodAlmighty]

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There's a world of difference between $15 an hour and $1500

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

There's a world of difference between $15 an hour and $1500

You only shop at the GAP

 

[Consett Mag]

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Isn't she Wayne's special lady?

 

[LiamO]

Pink Lane experiencers on here? Used to here a few tales when I was a lad! ACS?

 

[GodAlmighty]

Pink Lane experiencers on here? Used to here a few tales when I was a lad! ACS?

How old are you????? FFS That was a Once upon a time rumour when I was a lad and I'm in my 40's for christs sake

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Pink Lane experiencers on here? Used to here a few tales when I was a lad! ACS?

i know nowt mate

 

[Magnet]

i know nowt mate

I haven’t for certain read a truer statement this year.

 

[Obi Wan]

i know nowt mate

About football.
About fashion taste.
About how to get the beers in.
About sexual experiences.

The list goes on...