Off Topic Hookers **NFSW**

you can just pre print kinks on the back of a card and hand it to her so she has clear written instructions. Also helps with foreign birds cos you can get translated texts too.

 

Madness

 

more time for a blozza that way.

 

I just like watching the football and the gym

 

So thats what my Mrs does when I am out in Jakarta.

 

Much appreciated.

 

I wouldn't go with a prossy - they might look at my bits and offer me a discount ...

 

Any takers?

 

@magdad would

 

Ah, you finally found Pouchy's missus.

 

ACS is in credit.

 

You don't look at the mantle whilst poking the fire

 

There's a world of difference between $15 an hour and $1500

 

You only shop at the GAP

 

Isn't she Wayne's special lady?

 

Pink Lane experiencers on here? Used to here a few tales when I was a lad! ACS?

 

How old are you????? FFS That was a Once upon a time rumour when I was a lad and I'm in my 40's for christs sake

 

i know nowt mate

 

I haven’t for certain read a truer statement this year.

 

About football.
About fashion taste.
About how to get the beers in.
About sexual experiences.

The list goes on...