Off Topic Hookers **NFSW**

dare you to. I’ll chip in.

 

She didn't notice when you put your chip in.

 

I actually have some stories I could tell. In my youth. I was going out with a girl who worked at FYEO.

I came home with her and she had over £20k stacked on the table in notes. She mentioned dyer and that was it.

Honestly could tell you a lot more but let’s just say she went her way and I went mine.

 

WHAT THE ACTUAL ****ING ****!

 

….. is what I said when she turned out to be ‘he’.

Sydney; 1990. Scarred.

 

I haven't personally, but I remember at a festival years ago, one of my mates got wasted and we set him up with the roughest chick we could find (he'll **** anything with a pulse, so it wasn't an issue to him). He kept in contact with said female and went to visit her and found out she was actually a hooker (and not a particularly classy one judjing by her rather low price list)... this still didn't put him off and he decided to do it again with her several times unprotected. Have lost contact with him these days, so I assume his dick rotted and fell off at some point.

 

Do his mates call him GG by any chance?

 

What was her menu/price list like out of interest?

 

Pretty standard ****, ie blowjobs, hand jobs, ****ing etc....I think a **** was only about 30 quid or something, so you probably weren't talking champagne, satin sheets and a 5 star hotel. My mate did she she was disappointingly vanilla considering her day job was to have sex all day.

She lived in Manchester apparently, so if you're desperate to track her down, look out for some washed up skank in a back alley, and it may well be her.

 

I would have posted the phone number too but what was the point. As soon as GG see's it her line would be engaged for the next 6 hours

 

This may now need a NSFW tag now

 

done.

 

That's just to encourage more ya old perv

 

I get the feeling she might have found it a little difficult to get herself fully motivated for your scruffy mate.

 

Maybe you might want to track her down and see if he was mistaken.

 

Not for me mate I don't think I could do that.. I don't even like dealing with people selling me phones never mind that kind of thing

 

Me neither. I enjoy having sex with girls who are up for it, and it really wouldn't get me going having to pay for it.

 

I would probably enjoy it but I couldn't deal with the meeting on minds at the beginning and end of the agreement

 

And that's why you ain't doing it, anyone who goes for it wants a **** with no emotional attachment. Likewise the hooker does it for money and doesn't give a **** about small talk or pleasantries.

 

I know that but there's obviously a short conversation involved involving the price list.. Just too uncomfortable for my liking so I'll never do it.