Off Topic Hookers **NFSW**

What’s the difference between Pouchies lass and a crème egg? It could 50p to lick out a crème egg whereas Pouchies lass costs £1.
 
The club need to buy Bruno some seriously fit hookers in the summer. Likewise Joelinton should get his pick of the snatch.

Ciaran Clark needs to be given a manky STI ridden skank.
 
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Darren Peacock's Ponytail said:
Can’t your mate sort Clark out for one?
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Ah yes, the skank from Manc!

My mates moved to another country and now has a wife and kids, but I'm sure he'll be compliant and helpful if I just drop him a message asking for the name and address of that rancid minging skank he stuck his dick in a decade ago. I'll just pretend I've fallen on hard times and it's for me, then I'll gatecrash the club season awards and give Clark his award.
 
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Charlie Dogscock said:
Ah yes, the skank from Manc!

My mates moved to another country and now has a wife and kids, but I'm sure he'll be compliant and helpful if I just drop him a message asking for the name and address of that rancid minging skank he stuck his dick in a decade ago. I'll just pretend I've fallen on hard times and it's for me, then I'll gatecrash the club season awards and give Clark his award.
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We appreciate your effort and time on this pressing matter
 
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Went to Amsterdam in June, the red light district there is quite a thing, didn't sample any of it myself as was with my gf, but countless men were walking into those doors from a busy street with no shame at all.

The sex museum in Amsterdam is all kinds of awesome too.
 
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