Off Topic Hookers **NFSW**
- Thread starter Merino's Ballerina Feet
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Before I answer and get dogs abuse. How many of you lot have bought a bird drinks all night to bang her? Same principle just less cost
okay make sure your current mrs isn't watching.
then type in Newcastle escorts or wherever your location is into google and numerous sites will pop up.
I'll guess viva street will be the first one but a lot of them will be Romanian's using fake pics.
There is another site called adultwork .co.uk and pick your location.
The in thing these days is sugar babies which you will need an account for and pay a subscription to seeking arrangement . com
Your welcome GG I know you will be taking notes too
Alternatively, if your local and go to matches try the massage parlours and Thai sauna in and around China Town and if you really want to push the boat out and are on holiday type in the name of your favourite porn star followed by the word escort.
Bloody kids these days
Bloody kids these days
How do you think I met Pouchies lass? I found it like a joiners bag to be fair.
Before I answer and get dogs abuse. How many of you lot have bought a bird drinks all night to bang her? Same principle just less cost
Me. Lots in my youth.
we all know we're not gonna see GG for the rest of the night. Just hope the poor sod has enough sense to delete his search history
we all know we're not gonna see GG for the rest of the night. Just hope the poor sod has enough sense to delete his search history
Tash will be off for a week then come back on complaining about being skint.
What’s more depraved is your obsession with hoops. Ever done a street walker up the chocolate starfish?
Nah but I did 3 thai's in a row - more strawberry starfish - there's are pinker than normal.
Nah but I did 3 thai's in a row - more strawberry starfish - there's are pinker than normal.
that would be cool I reckon. Line them up and go down and up the row.
How
Got down the row and changed back to the front split, all tight as ****.
Thought I was living out my porn fantasy, got them to kneel down expecting a massive cum shot over the lot of them and the whole lot just shot the first ones shoulder
Got down the row and changed back to the front split, all tight as ****.
Thought I was living out my porn fantasy, got them to kneel down expecting a massive cum shot over the lot of them and the whole lot just shot the first ones shoulder
Try out bangpouchysmissus.com
I'm really tempted to buy that domain name and chuck something together quick for a laugh.
