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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by humanbeingincroydon, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    Dembele is actually Congolese, as is Vincent Kompany. Both qualify to play for Belgium through their birth line.

    Perhaps someone should advise Talksh!te that the Belgian Congo, as it was known until 1961, was never a french colony. However, they do speak french. So does Tony Blair, so based on their logic, why didn't he stand in the french presidential election?
     
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    Because they would never be stupid enough to elect him.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Afternoon fellas.

    You're gonna love this one.

    It is being reported this morning that Liverpool are keen on signing Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Victor Wanyama this summer. The Daily Mail report that he is being considered as a potential replacement for Emre Can, who looks increasingly likely to be leaving the club on a free transfer in the summer.

    The Kenyan has been in and out of the Tottenham team this season and that has led to Liverpool considering an approach for the player.

    For Tottenham, it is a deal they might want to consider, but only if they can convince Liverpool to send Danny Ings the other way in exchange.

    He is undoubtedly a Poch player. A tireless worker who creates space for his team-mates as well as himself he could be a brilliant replacement for Kane

    http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/02/17/if-liverpool-want-victor-wanyama-spurs-must-ask-for-danny-ings/


    Losing the Kenyan would be a blow to Tottenham, but if it means Ings coming in the opposite direction, it could be a transfer masterstroke.
     
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  4. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    You're late.....have you got a note?

     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    I'm highlighting the Ings section of this transfer. Wanyama and £20M and he's yours. He is the new Kane after all so it's a bargin.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    As I said the other couple of times this story's popped up, how is it the hacks remembered that Naby Keita was headed to Anfield so they could pen various clickbaity articles suggesting the transfer could be moved forward to January - only to forget he even exists as soon as the transfer window closes?
     
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  7. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    He's Sturridge Mk II. West Brom might be interested but only if they're relegated.

    If you're selling Lallana, we could talk terms. He could toughen up our Academy kids. <laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> WTF have you been feeding him? Nivea aren't going to like that.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He's normally a ****ing pussy on the pitch.
     
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  11. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Is Keita nasty? I've seen he's been sent off for losing it a bit but does he get stuck in?

    As a non-Liverpool expert it seems that you lack anyone with a 'side' to them, apart from the forwards. Your midfield and defenders are all pussies. We have Wanyama [for now <laugh>], Dembele [face gouger and just kicked Sergio Ramos into the air], Dier [school bully], Dele [just naaasty], Mr Angry [Lamela] and Mr Wind-Up, Jan Vertonghen.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Lovren likes to get stuck in, unfortunately when he decides to nail someone he usually misses.

    Can and Milner like a tackle though and VVD is pretty physical.
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Right on cue...
    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo.../new-liverpool-midfielder-naby-keita-14312041
     
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  14. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Not scary or dominating though......you could do with a Sissoko?
     
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  15. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Looked a little yellow when scurrying off to hide behind his teammates...
     
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  17. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Think you mean if they loan LOLlana to our
    academy, then our kids will toughen him up
    enough to play in MF for a club with ambitions
    of finishing above Spurs in the PL.
     
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  18. Well, they’ve had no luck spreading unfounded rumours about Harry, Dele, Eriksen, Hugo, Verts and Toby. Even our DoF is still in their crosshairs..... so the Mirror is now trying an alternative target: Big Dave. <doh>

    Tottenham defender Davinson Sanchez, 21, says he is not interested in a move to Real Madrid this summer. The Colombian joined Spurs from Ajax in August. (Mirror)
     
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  19. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Stories like this about a Spurs employee, usually employ the word 'insists', so as to infer that the subject is speaking against a weight of evidence to the contrary.

    If it's a United or Citeh player, the line is...

    "Pogba says everything's fine with Mourinho...."; or

    "Yaya says he and Pep are on good terms".

    For Spurs, it's....

    "As rumours of a move to Hartlepool persist, Eriksen insists he is happy at Spurs."

    Anyone at Spurs is always insisting. Pathetic really but they wouldn't do it, if it didn't fool the sheep.
     
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  20. I insist that the Mirror are a bunch of ****s! And they’re far from alone! <laugh>
     
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