Not mine:
After the brexit vote:
The GOOD news
1) Best Western have announced double bounce profits
2) Boeing and Lockheed Martin are not only to double work force in UK, but to invest more heavily in tis sites BECAUSE of increased optimism for the economy
3) Quite the opposite to the scaremongering stories, the vote to leave has raised hopes for BETTER environmental laws (New Scientist)
4) Socks havent gone up
5) WWIII hasnt happened
6) The labour party is torn apart
7) Amazon have announced 1,000 new UK jobs
8) Many financial economists in The Financial Times have announced that the slump has steadied much quicker than expected and that the potential for a recession is slashed significantly
9) I have my country back and, mor importantly, my British Passport
10) The EU gravy train is on the verge of derailment
.....oh and the stock market crash lasted all of half a day or so
The BAD news
1) Bob (lying paddy bastard) Geldof didnt leave the UK as promised (sniggers - another promise broken Bob? Tut tut)
2) The leading brexiteers have been threatened or betrayed out of office
3) Jeremy Corbyn still hasnt apologised for campaigning remain after 40 years of being anti EU (ask Scargill what he thinks of him)
4) No cupcake student suicides just yet
5) Anna Soubry is still employed
So there you go, not a bad life post brexit after all is it and we havent even begun the process of freeing ourselves. it just FEELS GOOD!