Dodgy Foreign Names

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Had to chuckle whilst watching the cricket and seeing one of the West Indians called RAMDIN.

Can just imagine the commentator saying... 'there goes Ramdin Hard on the trail of his sixth catch'...

What other strange (and funny) names can you chaps think of?

I remember the old footballing ones.....

SEAMAN (England)
FUCHS (Germany)
KUNTZ (Germany)

 

[The Man In Front Is A Tiote]

Rod Fanni - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Fanni

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Mark de Man was a genuine one

 

[Darth Gogledd]

Got a book with some bad cricket names:

Julian Wiener
John Crapp
Julius Caesar
Rana saheb Shri Sir Natwarsinghji Bhavsinghji, the Maharaja of Probandar
Ted Badcock
Sir Spencer Cecil Brabazon Ponsonby Fane
Percy Hornibrook
Geffrey Noblet

Last two are the best.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Got a book with some bad cricket names:

Julian Wiener
John Crapp
Julius Caesar
Rana saheb Shri Sir Natwarsinghji Bhavsinghji, the Maharaja of Probandar
Ted Badcock
Sir Spencer Cecil Brabazon Ponsonby Fane
Percy Hornibrook
Geffrey Noblet

Last two are the best.

Badcock! Lol!

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

I always wanted to see Solano chip the Arsenal keeper
only to hear the MOTD commentator say

Nobby lobbs Seamen at the Gallowgate end

 

[Agent Bruce]

Ramadhin and Valentine were two of the best known West Indian cricketers of yesteryear. Nearly sure there was a song about them. An era before pace and bouncers took over.

 

[MessiIsACisse]

Danny ****tu

 

[Agent Bruce]

Danny who?

 

[MessiIsACisse]

Danny who?

Hes a defender plays for QPR used to play for Bolton, Watford his name contains another word for poo put it that way

S h i t t u

 

[Agent Bruce]

Hes a defender plays for QPR used to play for Bolton, Watford his name contains another word for poo put it that way

S h i t t u

I knew that, was just waiting to see the reply.

 

[Kyle?]

Christian Fuchs.
David Goodwillie
Paul Dickov
Lars Bender
Sven Bender

 

[MF SHAK]

When I heard the joke about the back four of Naylor, Young, Balde & Fanni I sniggered for days, in spite of myself.



I worked briefly in a call centre once and my first call was from an asian bloke called Iwona Butt.

 

[Agent Bruce]

When I heard the joke about the back four of Naylor, Young, Balde & Fanni I sniggered for days, in spite of myself.



I worked briefly in a call centre once and my first call was from an asian bloke called Iwona Butt.

You fancied nayloring, a young, balde fanni?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

When I heard the joke about the back four of Naylor, Young, Balde & Fanni I sniggered for days, in spite of myself.



I worked briefly in a call centre once and my first call was from an asian bloke called Iwona Butt.

There's a legendary wind up where the announcer at heathrow is asked to say the following 'will mr mabass issatwat and ahetem abass please go to the information desk'

 

[Obi Wan]

Once had a German customer called Urich Unt - best said quickly

 

[Obi Wan]

^^ the ch in Urich is mpronounced like a K

 

[Obi Wan]

Also had a customer called Mr JY Kelly - often got that one mixed up

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I do know a mike hunt

 

[Obi Wan]

so have you seen Mike Hunt?