Dodgy Foreign Names

Had to chuckle whilst watching the cricket and seeing one of the West Indians called RAMDIN.

Can just imagine the commentator saying... 'there goes Ramdin Hard on the trail of his sixth catch'...

What other strange (and funny) names can you chaps think of?

I remember the old footballing ones.....

SEAMAN (England)
FUCHS (Germany)
KUNTZ (Germany)

 

Rod Fanni - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Fanni

 

Mark de Man was a genuine one

 

Got a book with some bad cricket names:

Julian Wiener
John Crapp
Julius Caesar
Rana saheb Shri Sir Natwarsinghji Bhavsinghji, the Maharaja of Probandar
Ted Badcock
Sir Spencer Cecil Brabazon Ponsonby Fane
Percy Hornibrook
Geffrey Noblet

Last two are the best.

 

Badcock! Lol!

 

I always wanted to see Solano chip the Arsenal keeper
only to hear the MOTD commentator say

Nobby lobbs Seamen at the Gallowgate end

 

Ramadhin and Valentine were two of the best known West Indian cricketers of yesteryear. Nearly sure there was a song about them. An era before pace and bouncers took over.

 

Danny ****tu

 

Danny who?

 

Hes a defender plays for QPR used to play for Bolton, Watford his name contains another word for poo put it that way

S h i t t u

 

I knew that, was just waiting to see the reply.

 

Christian Fuchs.
David Goodwillie
Paul Dickov
Lars Bender
Sven Bender

 

When I heard the joke about the back four of Naylor, Young, Balde & Fanni I sniggered for days, in spite of myself.



I worked briefly in a call centre once and my first call was from an asian bloke called Iwona Butt.

 

You fancied nayloring, a young, balde fanni?

 

There's a legendary wind up where the announcer at heathrow is asked to say the following 'will mr mabass issatwat and ahetem abass please go to the information desk'

 

Once had a German customer called Urich Unt - best said quickly

 

^^ the ch in Urich is mpronounced like a K

 

Also had a customer called Mr JY Kelly - often got that one mixed up

 

I do know a mike hunt

 

so have you seen Mike Hunt?