Goodwillie is my favourite. Especially after he was accused of having a bad willy.
Rod Fanni is a classic.
Stefan Kuntz footy player and Rusty Kuntz Baseball player
This baseball player from back in the mist of time must have had to be careful - Jack Glasscock
Gregor ****a - basketball
Dick Trickle - racing driver
And one which always makes me chuckle - Quim - portugese goalie