Eleven points! Thank heavens!
Derby's Goal Difference was -69. Ours is -54, but we've scored more goals. Presuming we don't win or draw another game, we need to avoid conceding 16 goals without reply in our remaining games. Most of the other "worst" records have been avoided. We can't tell on most goals conceded at home (57, we're on 35 with 2 games to go) or away (55, we're on 43 with 3 games to go) yet, though neither seem likely.
The teams left to play are: Fulham, Leicester, Man City, Everton, Arsenal. Although anyone could theoretically tonk us, Man City and Arsenal are the ones most likely to do so. Our defence has improved under our new management and hopefully Arsenal will be comfortably second and on the beach. A draw or a win in any of those games renders the matter moot.
Sheesh! What a flipping season when we are reduced to saying "If you beat us, don't beat us too harshly!"
Some other record to lighten the mood. Southampton are the only team to score 5 goals in a game in each half in a PL season and Saints still hold the record for the fastest goal in the Premier League.