The joy of sex ....... so long as you don't have a mass orgy !
...... let's not get distracted - and back on topic:
It looks like that the Government are '' going to review'' the possibility of some fans being allowed into grounds next month........ they appear to have SIX on their mind (( unlike me )).
If you have read the Chairman's letter (brb), you'll know what hoops fans will have to jump through to get into a seat........... but what happens at the end of the game ? Do we seriously think that people are going to form an orderly queue, at least 2 metres apart etc etc.... and do you think that a Hi-Vizzer will take any unlawful physical action to prevent what will be a total mockery of the 'social distancing' measures 90 minutes earlier ?
And why does the principle of Six not apply in the workplace - or in schools ? Is it because without open schools people wouldn't be able to go to work - in order to earn - -to pay tax ! ---- and, of course, the Government want people to go to the pub - to buy heavily taxed alcohol.
Now we get the Health Secretary, Hancock, moaning because people ( without symptoms ), are getting Covid 19 tested....... well( rhetorical question ) - what is the reason for tests --- I thought that the Government wanted ALL of us to get tested ! -- and didn't they tell us that about 20% of people with Coronavirus are asymptomatic ? -----
---- hang on a minute - I just realised where I've gone wrong --- I was giving the Government credit for knowing what they are doing