Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Sometimes if you're really really desperate for a **** it's great when you finally have one ...

Or you could tug yourself off whilst ****ting and time the pop shot for when you drop the motherload

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

While having sex

Go out with a bang

Or a ****

I thought Greez meant that dying during sex would mean going out with a ****. I was getting worried about his sex life. Though it would explain why he spends so long on the bog.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Sometimes if you're really really desperate for a **** it's great when you finally have one ...

Or you could tug yourself off whilst ****ting and time the pop shot for when you drop the motherload

How desperate do you need to be to have a **** while having a ****.. How do you even turn yourself on in those circumstances?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

I thought Greez meant that dying during sex would mean going out with a ****. I was getting worried about his sex life. Though it would explain why he spends so long on the bog.

Top quoting skills again nozzle

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

Top quoting skills again nozzle

Don't know what you're talking about.

Copy/pasting Greez's post seemed to mess it up for some reason.

Also, what do you mean "again"?!?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Number 1 or 2?

You're not another of those weird ****ers who pisses like a splitarse, are you?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

How desperate do you need to be to have a **** while having a ****.. How do you even turn yourself on in those circumstances?

Thought you'd find it fairly easy

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

You're not another of those weird ****ers who pisses like a splitarse, are you?

Could have been having a piss and fallen forward?

I find it hard to piss sitting down... Doesn't fit

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Don't know what you're talking about.

Copy/pasting Greez's post seemed to mess it up for some reason.

Also, what do you mean "again"?!?

Ff table?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Thought you'd find it fairly easy

Guessing that's some kind of gay joke... But not quite sure it works?

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

Ff table?

[HASHTAG]#deliberate[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#looksbetterthatway[/HASHTAG]

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Guessing that's some kind of gay joke... But not quite sure it works?

You like the sensation of things passing through your arse crack

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Sometimes if you're really really desperate for a **** it's great when you finally have one.

I love a good poop. The older I get the better it feels.

Pooping is wasted on the youth. I remember being young when I didn't fully appreciate the experience. Age and wisdom helps you enjoy it as the moment of bliss that it is.

 

[Tobes]

I love a good poop. The older I get the better it feels.

Pooping is wasted on the youth. I remember being young when I didn't fully appreciate the experience. Age and wisdom helps you enjoy it as the moment of bliss that it is.

Weird Sherman

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Could have been having a piss and fallen forward?

I find it hard to piss sitting down... Doesn't fit

You're not supposed to sit in a urinal.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Weird Sherman

If you don't enjoy a good poop then you don't deserve Pooping.



No poop for you!

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[Germlands Nozzer]

You're not supposed to sit in a urinal.

But then how do you ingest the yellow cakes? Swallowing them would be disgusting!

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I love a good poop. The older I get the better it feels.

Pooping is wasted on the youth. I remember being young when I didn't fully appreciate the experience. Age and wisdom helps you enjoy it as the moment of bliss that it is.

Love it when you're touchin cloth and you get one sliding out that feels like you're pushin beach balls out the bomb bay doors, really givin the old sphinctoré a good stretchin

Sometimes it's good to pre-stack the bowl with loads of toilet tissue like a little island so it doesn't go in the water and you can get a really good nose on it and look at it proper

 

[Tobes]

Sometimes it's good to pre-stack the bowl with loads of toilet tissue like a little island so it doesn't go in the water and you can get a really good nose on it and look at it proper

You sick ****

Get out more and find yourself a bird.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

You sick ****

Get out more and find yourself a bird.

He did she dumped him when he dumped on her