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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Sometimes if you're really really desperate for a **** it's great when you finally have one ...

    Or you could tug yourself off whilst ****ting and time the pop shot for when you drop the motherload
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 22, 2015
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  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I thought Greez meant that dying during sex would mean going out with a ****. I was getting worried about his sex life. Though it would explain why he spends so long on the bog.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 22, 2015
  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    How desperate do you need to be to have a **** while having a ****.. How do you even turn yourself on in those circumstances?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Top quoting skills again nozzle
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what you're talking about.

    Copy/pasting Greez's post seemed to mess it up for some reason.

    Also, what do you mean "again"?!?
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 22, 2015
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're not another of those weird ****ers who pisses like a splitarse, are you? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 22, 2015
  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Thought you'd find it fairly easy <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Could have been having a piss and fallen forward?

    I find it hard to piss sitting down... Doesn't fit <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Ff table? <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Guessing that's some kind of gay joke... But not quite sure it works?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015

  11. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 22, 2015
  12. Super G Ted'inho

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    You like the sensation of things passing through your arse crack <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I love a good poop. The older I get the better it feels.

    Pooping is wasted on the youth. I remember being young when I didn't fully appreciate the experience. Age and wisdom helps you enjoy it as the moment of bliss that it is.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 22, 2015
  14. Tobes

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    Weird Sherman
     
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    Tobes, Dec 22, 2015
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're not supposed to sit in a urinal. :bandit:
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 22, 2015
  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you don't enjoy a good poop then you don't deserve Pooping.



    No poop for you!
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 22, 2015
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  17. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    But then how do you ingest the yellow cakes? Swallowing them would be disgusting!
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 22, 2015
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Love it when you're touchin cloth and you get one sliding out that feels like you're pushin beach balls out the bomb bay doors, really givin the old sphinctoré a good stretchin

    Sometimes it's good to pre-stack the bowl with loads of toilet tissue like a little island so it doesn't go in the water and you can get a really good nose on it and look at it proper
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 22, 2015
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  19. Tobes

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    You sick **** <laugh>

    Get out more and find yourself a bird.
     
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    Tobes, Dec 22, 2015
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  20. Garlic Klopp

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    He did she dumped him when he dumped on her
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Dec 22, 2015
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