Back on topic.... I predict a traditional, festive, Christmas Eve fight at the Cheese. A Christmas day showing of the landlady's ample breasts ....and plenty of Yuletide knock off gear floating about the establishment. Ho, Ho, Ho.
Anyway back on topic.. True story. My Mrs was up in the night with the ****s (I was fast asleep so didn't realise). Nearly ended up with **** on my cock this morning - luckily she woke up in time to tell me to get off.