Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Had this one who enjoyed watersports once never did ask if liquid diarrhoea counted

 

[Garlic Klopp]

Family are getting into the Xmas spirit by playing Gloom.

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[saintanton]

Back to the usual levels of sophisticated discourse, I see.

 

[Skylarker]

Back to the usual levels of sophisticated discourse, I see.

I've just read the last 2 pages and

 

[Garlic Klopp]

I've just read the last 2 pages and

I did try to change the subject but to no avail, bunch of ****s

 

[Tobes]

Back on topic....

I predict a traditional, festive, Christmas Eve fight at the Cheese.

A Christmas day showing of the landlady's ample breasts

....and plenty of Yuletide knock off gear floating about the establishment.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

He did she dumped him when he dumped on her

Surely that just means she wasn't a keeper.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Had this one who enjoyed watersports once

I like swimming and kayaking.

 

[Tobes]

I like swimming and kayaking.

I like wearing yer Ma like a scuba mask

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Weird Septic

This ^

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Back to the usual levels of sophisticated discourse, I see.

It's somewhat disturbing

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Back on topic....

I predict a traditional, festive, Christmas Eve fight at the Cheese.

A Christmas day showing of the landlady's ample breasts

....and plenty of Yuletide knock off gear floating about the establishment.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

1. Possibly

2. Possibly

3. The Happy Shoppers are all banged up, as far as I'm aware.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

To be fair, it's not really dipped from the normal levels of this thread...

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Just finished lunch and all this talk of **** has put me in the mood...

[HASHTAG]#gettingpaidto[/HASHTAG]

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Off to Mancland now, drinking with clients

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Love it when you're touchin cloth and you get one sliding out that feels like you're pushin beach balls out the bomb bay doors, really givin the old sphinctoré a good stretchin

Sometimes it's good to pre-stack the bowl with loads of toilet tissue like a little island so it doesn't go in the water and you can get a really good nose on it and look at it proper

Love it is a very strong term to use....

 

[Skylarker]

Love it is a very strong term to use....

Not if you're from Brighton

 

[Skylarker]

Anyway back on topic..

True story.

My Mrs was up in the night with the ****s (I was fast asleep so didn't realise). Nearly ended up with **** on my cock this morning - luckily she woke up in time to tell me to get off.

 

[saintanton]

Anyway back on topic..

True story.

My Mrs was up in the night with the ****s (I was fast asleep so didn't realise). Nearly ended up with **** on my cock this morning - luckily she woke up in time to tell me to get off.

Sweet.

 

[saintanton]

Off to Mancland now, drinking with clients

Be careful, you're not used to drinking.