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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Had this one who enjoyed watersports once never did ask if liquid diarrhoea counted
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Family are getting into the Xmas spirit by playing Gloom.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. saintanton

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    Back to the usual levels of sophisticated discourse, I see.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I've just read the last 2 pages and <yikes>
     
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  5. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I did try to change the subject but to no avail, bunch of ****s
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Back on topic....

    I predict a traditional, festive, Christmas Eve fight at the Cheese.

    A Christmas day showing of the landlady's ample breasts

    ....and plenty of Yuletide knock off gear floating about the establishment.

    Ho, Ho, Ho.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Surely that just means she wasn't a keeper.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like swimming and kayaking.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    I like wearing yer Ma like a scuba mask <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    It's somewhat disturbing <yikes>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. Possibly

    2. Possibly

    3. The Happy Shoppers are all banged up, as far as I'm aware.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    To be fair, it's not really dipped from the normal levels of this thread...
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Just finished lunch and all this talk of **** has put me in the mood...

    #gettingpaidto
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Off to Mancland now, drinking with clients <ok>
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Love it is a very strong term to use....
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not if you're from Brighton <whistle>
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyway back on topic..

    True story.

    My Mrs was up in the night with the ****s (I was fast asleep so didn't realise). Nearly ended up with **** on my cock this morning - luckily she woke up in time to tell me to get off.
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Sweet.
     
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    Be careful, you're not used to drinking.
     
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