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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I just re-read that and thought I better make clear it wasn't due to me slipping it up her ringer while she was asleep. The concern was that some leakage may have run down to the vaginal area <ok>

    Thought you'd want to know that important detail <laugh>
     
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    Thanks.
    I wouldn't have slept otherwise.
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    No Problem, anytime <ok>
     
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  4. Germlands Nozzer

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    That was actually how I understood it.

    I didn't think any less of you. <whistle>
     
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  5. Skylarker

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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Natural lube?
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    You tell me?
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    That's how I read it as well....
    if you're married then fair game isn't it?
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    I'm not married!
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You said your Mrs <doh>
     
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  11. Garlic Klopp

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    If ever the comment "to much information" was apt, then this was it !!!
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    When you've been with someone for about a decade you automatically end up calling them 'The Mrs' <ok>
     
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    Hopefully Gerrez is eating a Burger or a Kebab when he reads it. Chances are he will be <laugh>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Chances are it wouldn't put him off...
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You're another one like Gerrez then, not willing to tie he knot <whistle>
     
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  16. Germlands Nozzer

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    Is tying a he knot a Brighton thing?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Good seque from Pooping discussion.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    I wish I could give two likes to this post. Instead I'll add a random one elsewhere.
     
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    Yeah. I sometimes call my cat the Mrs.

    (happily together 16 years)
     
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    No, that's tying the nuts.
     
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