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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Constipation makes people grumpy. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 21, 2015
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    That's Black eye Friday for you.

    I never went near an alehouse on Friday night.
     
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    Tobes, Dec 21, 2015
  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What a dream outfit.

    Plastic cheese starter before the main course of skanky minge
     
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    Tobes, Dec 21, 2015
    organic red and A view to Milk like this.
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They're the first proper fights I've seen there in ages <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2015
  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So was this the news of the funeral or the new of the regular Friday night?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 21, 2015
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Last Friday night before Christmas. The funeral was on the Wednesday.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2015

  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Right i thought you said you'd have to tell us about that too but who cares.....

    Star wars tonight.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 21, 2015
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It apparently got close to a kick-off in the Cheese after the funeral, but I'd left by then, The whole thing was just very sad.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 22, 2015
  9. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Funerals tend to be. I hate the buggers as everyone tries to hide their grief with comments like "it's the way he would have wanted to go" or "he's would not have wanted to linger".
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Dec 22, 2015
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In reality, I'd sooner cop it from a massive heart attack if there was a choice. Just not quite yet, please.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 22, 2015
  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I thought they were post it notes....
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    While having sex <ok>

    Go out with a bang
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Or a **** <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Your sex life must be bad if having a **** is more enjoyable than sex <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I know a lady who found her husband dead on the bog. ****ing hell <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 22, 2015
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Where did I say it was more or even equally enjoyable to sex?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Number 1 or 2?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Its fairly common. Pushing a **** out strains the body <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Wouldnt call having a **** going out with a bang... Unless is was a surprisingly enjoyable one
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2015
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I think that wording would be more appropriate for a **** tbh <laugh>

    Dying whilst shagging would be going out in style
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 22, 2015
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