Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Milk not bear jizz]

You were right, Tobes. Two pretty big scraps last Friday night. Cops involved in one. Only a couple of 'regulars' involved, trying to stop them. A couple of blokes got bottled and one went to hossy. I avoided any of the ****

Constipation makes people grumpy.

 

[Tobes]

You were right, Tobes. Two pretty big scraps last Friday night. Cops involved in one. Only a couple of 'regulars' involved, trying to stop them. A couple of blokes got bottled and one went to hossy. I avoided any of the ****

That's Black eye Friday for you.

I never went near an alehouse on Friday night.

 

[Tobes]

What Denise wears to the pub.

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What a dream outfit.

Plastic cheese starter before the main course of skanky minge

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

They're the first proper fights I've seen there in ages

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

So was this the news of the funeral or the new of the regular Friday night?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So was this the news of the funeral or the new of the regular Friday night?

Last Friday night before Christmas. The funeral was on the Wednesday.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Last Friday night before Christmas. The funeral was on the Wednesday.

Right i thought you said you'd have to tell us about that too but who cares.....

Star wars tonight.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Right i thought you said you'd have to tell us about that too but who cares.....

Star wars tonight.

It apparently got close to a kick-off in the Cheese after the funeral, but I'd left by then, The whole thing was just very sad.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

It apparently got close to a kick-off in the Cheese after the funeral, but I'd left by then, The whole thing was just very sad.

Funerals tend to be. I hate the buggers as everyone tries to hide their grief with comments like "it's the way he would have wanted to go" or "he's would not have wanted to linger".

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Funerals tend to be. I hate the buggers as everyone tries to hide their grief with comments like "it's the way he would have wanted to go" or "he's would not have wanted to linger".

In reality, I'd sooner cop it from a massive heart attack if there was a choice. Just not quite yet, please.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

What a dream outfit.

Plastic cheese starter before the main course of skanky minge

I thought they were post it notes....

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

In reality, I'd sooner cop it from a massive heart attack if there was a choice. Just not quite yet, please.

While having sex

Go out with a bang

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

While having sex

Go out with a bang

Or a ****

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Or a ****

Your sex life must be bad if having a **** is more enjoyable than sex

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Or a ****

I know a lady who found her husband dead on the bog. ****ing hell

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Your sex life must be bad if having a **** is more enjoyable than sex

Where did I say it was more or even equally enjoyable to sex?

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

I know a lady who found her husband dead on the bog. ****ing hell

Number 1 or 2?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

I know a lady who found her husband dead on the bog. ****ing hell

Its fairly common. Pushing a **** out strains the body

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Where did I say it was more or even equally enjoyable to sex?

Wouldnt call having a **** going out with a bang... Unless is was a surprisingly enjoyable one

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Wouldnt call having a **** going out with a bang... Unless is was a surprisingly enjoyable one

I think that wording would be more appropriate for a **** tbh

Dying whilst shagging would be going out in style