Still no sign of the Wollyback warrior then?
He's baCK, said hello in the pub, slipped on wet leaves
He is waiting for his boss to go out for lunch to give us the full story
I hope his boss decides on an early lunch
Still no sign of the Wollyback warrior then?
Boss back from lunch so a full update on the wedding et al will have to wait. Vic took the ****ing laptop upstairs and I'm not able to carry anything while using the crutches 
Didn't you tell Vic to ****off...?![]()
oh the wedding... we missed it?
admit it... you did the splits while stripping for whoever it was bet you you have a tiny dong and you ripped yourself.
vic is the one reading this isn't she![]()
Didn't you tell Vic to ****off...?![]()
She's sorely testing me, though. Spends more time in the ****hole than I do. Denice still says she'll get on here at some stage 
No and I can't in the current circumstancesShe's sorely testing me, though. Spends more time in the ****hole than I do. Denice still says she'll get on here at some stage
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My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait![]()
All in one go?My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait![]()
Don't fall over again ffs.
They should club together and buy you a sumo suit
Don't fall over again ffs.
They should club together and buy you a sumo suit

All in one go?
No wonder you keep arguing with the street furniture.
Hopefully they'll be added to during the course of the day/night 
Seems inordinately generous of her- considering she's barred you in the past, and your continued publication of the lurid goings-on at her fine establishment.No, but they won't last longHopefully they'll be added to during the course of the day/night
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Seems inordinately generous of her- considering she's barred you in the past, and your continued publication of the lurid goings-on at her fine establishment.

It's not just me, saint. She does it for all regulars in there. She thinks the idea of this thread is hilarious. She's a top woman - until she loses it![]()
she knows rhc is the heart and soul of the party... she seems to never stay mad for long.. its bad ofr business.
