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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    He's baCK, said hello in the pub, slipped on wet leaves <laugh>

    He is waiting for his boss to go out for lunch to give us the full story

    I hope his boss decides on an early lunch
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Jan 19, 2015
  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hoooray!

    his boss wants kicking i think.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 19, 2015
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I see the floodgates of sympathy truly did open wide <laugh> Boss back from lunch so a full update on the wedding et al will have to wait. Vic took the ****ing laptop upstairs and I'm not able to carry anything while using the crutches <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2015
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh the wedding... we missed it?

    admit it... you did the splits while stripping for whoever it was bet you you have a tiny dong and you ripped yourself.

    vic is the one reading this isn't she :bandit:
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 19, 2015
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Didn't you tell Vic to ****off...? :huh:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 19, 2015
  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no no... h only thought baout sticking his now non functional bits in fiona's arse....

    a woman who'll sop out yer bed pan... and not cook yer dinner in it is a keeper.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 19, 2015
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, and no.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2015
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No and I can't in the current circumstances <yikes> She's sorely testing me, though. Spends more time in the ****hole than I do. Denice still says she'll get on here at some stage <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 19, 2015
  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    is that in the cheese or in the toilet..

    I don't kno w that you call your wc a ****e hole just like your garage is a car-hole.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 19, 2015
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 20, 2015

  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Don't fall over again ffs.

    They should club together and buy you a sumo suit
     
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    Tobes, Jan 20, 2015
  12. saintanton

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    All in one go?
    No wonder you keep arguing with the street furniture.
     
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    saintanton, Jan 20, 2015
  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Or a giant hamster / zorb ball?!
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jan 20, 2015
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As I think you're aware, I live a 2 minute walk from the Cheese. However. I'll crutch it over there on the early shift and get a taxi back home. I'll then get a taxi there and back for the night shift. It is my birthday, after all <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, but they won't last long <laugh> Hopefully they'll be added to during the course of the day/night <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 20, 2015
  16. saintanton

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    Seems inordinately generous of her- considering she's barred you in the past, and your continued publication of the lurid goings-on at her fine establishment.
     
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    saintanton, Jan 20, 2015
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's not just me, saint. She does it for all regulars in there. She thinks the idea of this thread is hilarious. She's a top woman - until she loses it <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 20, 2015
  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    she knows rhc is the heart and soul of the party... she seems to never stay mad for long.. its bad ofr business.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hope Denice is getting the bunting ready for Saturday. She works Saturday afternoons, so it should be a good giggle. With luck, she'll stay on the piss into the evening as well. The girls will enjoy it. Wonder if Fiona will be present.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 22, 2015
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