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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Odds on Denice getting bladdered and spilling the beans about RHC's confession being the crux of his no show today?
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    So is RHC really the English Tolstoy? (usually writes short stories but occassionaly goes long....real long)
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Has anyone text him to make sure he's not in traction again, after Rob the builder read his intentions on Fiona's arse?
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Has anyone done this yet?

    I'm getting worried now.

    @luvgonzo
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ask saint and luv.................
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're assuming we give a ****.

    I'll text later.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i passed the buck... i could have pm'd you and said tobes is acting all worried and fretful and is a bit of a girl but i too wasn't arsed.

    nothing we can do is there?

    whatevers happened this time has happened already so one can only hope he's to busy with vampire sluts next door than us.
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Just for you Tobes, I risked another excoriation of my lughole and sent him a message enquiring as to his health. Seems he had another fall after the Sunderland game ( Christ knows what he gets up to) and has been laid up ever since with a swollen knee and groin strain.
    As he's only ever on here when "at work", that explains his notable absence.
    I sent him a big <smooch> from you.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Lol, Ironside rolls again.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    hahaha, cheers bud.

    So traction did play a part (sort of)

    What a prize bell end <laugh>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    I bet that even from home he can feel the waves of sympathy emanating from the board.
     
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  12. I thought he'd invested in a laptop and was able to access from home now :huh:
     
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  13. saintanton

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    So did I- this is obviously not the case, though.
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    ****ing clumsy French fancying ****. Close the thread!!!
     
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  15. Tobes

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    He probably fell on it <laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    The laptop is probably still in the box.
     
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  17. ...in the shop.
     
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  18. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    He has got a laptop, he has posted before on a weekend

    He was also saying when Vic (is it Vic?) walked in and he was looking at Germgranny.org and he had to shut it up quick, suprised he didnt fall over then <doh>

    Get well soon RHC but stop falling over. Anyone would think you'd had a bad back
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Or a bad leg.
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Still no sign of the Wollyback warrior then?
     
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