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Odds on Denice getting bladdered and spilling the beans about RHC's confession being the crux of his no show today?
 
Has anyone text him to make sure he's not in traction again, after Rob the builder read his intentions on Fiona's arse?
 
luvgonzo said:
You're assuming we give a ****.

I'll text later.
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i passed the buck... i could have pm'd you and said tobes is acting all worried and fretful and is a bit of a girl but i too wasn't arsed.

nothing we can do is there?

whatevers happened this time has happened already so one can only hope he's to busy with vampire sluts next door than us.
 
Just for you Tobes, I risked another excoriation of my lughole and sent him a message enquiring as to his health. Seems he had another fall after the Sunderland game ( Christ knows what he gets up to) and has been laid up ever since with a swollen knee and groin strain.
As he's only ever on here when "at work", that explains his notable absence.
I sent him a big <smooch> from you.
 
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saintanton said:
Just for you Tobes, I risked another excoriation of my lughole and sent him a message enquiring as to his health. Seems he had another fall after the Sunderland game ( Christ knows what he gets up to) and has been laid up ever since with a swollen knee and groin strain.
As he's only ever on here when "at work", that explains his notable absence.
I sent him a big <smooch> from you.
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Lol, Ironside rolls again.
 
saintanton said:
Just for you Tobes, I risked another excoriation of my lughole and sent him a message enquiring as to his health. Seems he had another fall after the Sunderland game ( Christ knows what he gets up to) and has been laid up ever since with a swollen knee and groin strain.
As he's only ever on here when "at work", that explains his notable absence.
I sent him a big <smooch> from you.
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hahaha, cheers bud.

So traction did play a part (sort of)

What a prize bell end <laugh>
 
I thought he'd invested in a laptop and was able to access from home now :huh:
 
He has got a laptop, he has posted before on a weekend

He was also saying when Vic (is it Vic?) walked in and he was looking at Germgranny.org and he had to shut it up quick, suprised he didnt fall over then <doh>

Get well soon RHC but stop falling over. Anyone would think you'd had a bad back
 
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The DR says said:
He has got a laptop, he has posted before on a weekend

He was also saying when Vic (is it Vic?) walked in and he was looking at Germgranny.org and he had to shut it up quick, suprised he didnt fall over then <doh>

Get well soon RHC but stop falling over. Anyone would think you'd had a bad back
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Or a bad leg.
 
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