Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I think you're at the wrong match. It's not until the weekend as far as I know.

 

I'm Denise.

 

you mean Denice

 

Yeah her aswell.

 

It's on Saturday, MITO

 

Really looking forward to tomorrow now. The girls are coming with their boyfriends and they're up for a few drinks and a smoke. I'll just have to make sure I manage myself effectively

I've got an up-to-date picture of the girls. Gonzo needs to explain how I text it to him from my android (galaxy S4).

 

I left a how to on the first thread that you mentioned it in, it should be in your alerts as I quoted you. Will listen to your voicemail later.

 

Is RHC alive this morning?

 

Where's this picture?

 

He sounded well oiled when he called me on Saturday and that was fairly early.

 

Surely he's not done himself again ffs?

 

I survived - just

I had to be carried out of the pub and into my house by the girls and one of the boyfriends. Pissed myself in the process. We had a really good laugh, though. Denice usually works Saturday afternoons, but it was the thieving little bitch instead. Haven't seen Denice all weekend, so not had my ten free pints yet I had plenty bought for me though. How it's all your turns

 

You know it's been a good night when you get carried out the boozer by your kids and piss yourself

 

I'd have left you in the gutter.

 

I can't drink like that anymore. I like a drink, but I know when I've had enough and don't enjoy getting absolutely mashed. Plus the hangovers are just grim.

 

I can't actually remember the last time I had a hangover

 

^This^
That's why the 10 free pints thing alarmed me, I could probably get 3 nights out on that.

 

I'm the same, I stop when I've had enough and no ****er will make me drink a drop more when I get to that point.

 

Sheep-shagging ***got

 

It was the "piece of excrement that washed up on Barry beach" bit that made me laugh.