Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
I see the floodgates of sympathy truly did open wide <laugh> Boss back from lunch so a full update on the wedding et al will have to wait. Vic took the ****ing laptop upstairs and I'm not able to carry anything while using the crutches <doh>
 
oh the wedding... we missed it?

admit it... you did the splits while stripping for whoever it was bet you you have a tiny dong and you ripped yourself.

vic is the one reading this isn't she :bandit:
 
My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait <laugh>
 
My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait <laugh>

Don't fall over again ffs.

They should club together and buy you a sumo suit
 
My birthday on Saturday. No doubt I'll get the customary free 10 pints from Denice. It'll be the anniversary of my banning from the establishment, following the Jill and Denice's brother sex debacle (Cockney Roger's Mrs. The girls are coming for the evening disco. They can't wait <laugh>
All in one go?
No wonder you keep arguing with the street furniture.
 
Don't fall over again ffs.

They should club together and buy you a sumo suit

As I think you're aware, I live a 2 minute walk from the Cheese. However. I'll crutch it over there on the early shift and get a taxi back home. I'll then get a taxi there and back for the night shift. It is my birthday, after all <laugh>
 
Seems inordinately generous of her- considering she's barred you in the past, and your continued publication of the lurid goings-on at her fine establishment.

It's not just me, saint. She does it for all regulars in there. She thinks the idea of this thread is hilarious. She's a top woman - until she loses it <yikes>
 
Hope Denice is getting the bunting ready for Saturday. She works Saturday afternoons, so it should be a good giggle. With luck, she'll stay on the piss into the evening as well. The girls will enjoy it. Wonder if Fiona will be present.