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So a 'beach party' is planned for the Cheese on 26th July. Heated swimming pool, foam pool, food, beachware compulsory. Could be a recipe for complete ****ing disaster. Reckon I'll give it a miss <yikes>
 
I can imagine you slipping on the FOAM and doing your back right in.

I can only imagine the debauchery that will occur with the heated swimming pool and foam... nasty nasty bitches.

RHc you could dress like carlie out of 2 1/2 men.. got a big gay hawaii shirt?
 
I can imagine you slipping on the FOAM and doing your back right in.

I can only imagine the debauchery that will occur with the heated swimming pool and foam... nasty nasty bitches.

RHc you could dress like carlie out of 2 1/2 men.. got a big gay hawaii shirt?

1. Main reason I'll give it a miss.

2. Nasty, dangerous bitches.

3. Who, what and no <yikes>
 
So a 'beach party' is planned for the Cheese on 26th July. Heated swimming pool, foam pool, food, beachware compulsory. Could be a recipe for complete ****ing disaster. Reckon I'll give it a miss <yikes>

Donwside: That's not going to end well.

Upside: There's 100% certainty of seeing tits and a high probably of clunge.

It's a win, win. Leave before they clear the inflatables for the fighting though Ironside <ok>
 
Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.

He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up <ok> <yikes>
 
Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.

He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up <ok> <yikes>

All because you had a bit of verbals with the barmaid about doing her actual job. <doh>

Builder Rob sounds like a right dip-sh*t! Rufey him, and then get your mate to put him in a cargo crate bound for somewhere dull-as-f**k and, more importantly, far away! :grin:
 
Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.

He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up <ok> <yikes>

Eh?