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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Let me de-mystify the rocket science. I finished my spliff and went inside the pub. That's when he asked me to go outside, because I was no longer outside at that time.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If he was sent somewhere as dull as ****, it would instantly become even duller than ****. All he talks about is work and cooking. He gives me ****ing hives.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    He could have saved himself the bother and had a word while you were already outside like....

    Sounds like a gobshite
     
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  4. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    No shop talk in the pub. That's a rule I always follow, and enforce, when I can, wherever I drink. Anyone not taking the hint should be ridiculed mercilessly. <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He is indeed a gobshite and a very boring one <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah. When I get in the pub after a 12 hour day, the last thing I want is for people to ask "Good day at work?" <doh>
     
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  7. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh> It's an oasis away from home and work, and neither should be discussed unless it's strictly necessary. Having a laugh, drinking, talking crap, flirting with the ladies and taking the p*ss: that's the key to a good time at the pub. Mmmm, might nip in tonight for a few, all this talk is making me thirsty. <laugh>
     
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  8. When me and the mrs (not married) were going through a bit of a bad patch she decided we should talk more. When I got home from work she asked me how my day was. Not sure my "why the **** would I want to talk about work?" response went down too well <laugh> #catch
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah. I'm the same with my bint (not married). I said it last Friday. "How was work?". My response was "It's ****ing Friday night". <doh>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you know what work talkers are..... they are as you say boring with nothing to talk about but they are also the sorts who can't just shut up where a nice comfortable silence is occurring. just sometimes you can sit, sup your pint and say nothing... just sometimes. if a mate can sit beside you and do likewise they are rare and valued.. silence fillers who just have to hear something are insecure.

    then they have to be boring too cos they use any good material up in about 5 minutes.

    i quite like when you can sit there and suddenly come out with something utterly unexpected.

    e.g.

    builder rob: alright....

    rhc: evening nobjockey...

    builder rob: pint for the nasty twat denice.

    Denice: **** you both you ****ing ****s.

    both take a sup and after about a miinute or two

    rhc: smashed yer women in the brown one lately?

    builder ron chokes on pint then : right f'n outside!
     
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    <laugh> RHC: can you confirm that riding posh people is a genuine pub game in The Cheese?

    P.S. Funny, and quite accurate, post that MITO. Rep!
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You were that fly on the wall <laugh>
     
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    haha, I've done similar.

    Mrs came home telling me all about her day (in infinite detail) I feigned interest for all of a minute, before turning to her dead pan, and delivering the line "you're boring the ****ing arse off me"
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did that go well? <laugh>
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Surprisingly, not really....

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did you make up by 'boring the arse off her'? (literally) <laugh>
     
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    The de-mystifyer on my car broke a few weeks ago.

    Surprisingly inconvenient.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shouldn't be an issue at this time of year.
     
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    I'm frequently mystified regardless of the season.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You know what I find mystifying?




    ...
     
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