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So a 'beach party' is planned for the Cheese on 26th July. Heated swimming pool, foam pool, food, beachware compulsory. Could be a recipe for complete f**king disaster. Reckon I'll give it a miss
Do a "Not606 open invite" 
I can imagine you slipping on the FOAM and doing your back right in.
I can only imagine the debauchery that will occur with the heated swimming pool and foam... nasty nasty bitches.
RHc you could dress like carlie out of 2 1/2 men.. got a big gay hawaii shirt?

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We should all turn upDo a "Not606 open invite"
#mankinitime

1. Main reason I'll give it a miss.
2. Nasty, dangerous bitches.
3. Who, what and no![]()
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charlie sheen in the sitcom 2 and a half men. bascially flip flops, those 3/4 shorts, white tee and a big yellow Hawaiian shirt would suit you well.
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Pure CheeseI like his lager cocktail complete with mini umbrellaPure Cheese
I have had a pint of Carling in there with a cocktail umbrella in it 
I have had a pint of Carling in there with a cocktail umbrella in it
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So a 'beach party' is planned for the Cheese on 26th July. Heated swimming pool, foam pool, food, beachware compulsory. Could be a recipe for complete ****ing disaster. Reckon I'll give it a miss![]()

Upside: There's 100% certainty of seeing tits

Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.
He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up![]()
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Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.
He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up![]()
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