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  1. saintanton

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    Mystery to me.
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I'm still mystified by the end of last season <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm miffed-efied by the end of last season! :(
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** has any of this got to do with the Cheese, you shower of derailing ****pigs? <grr>
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Dunno. It's a mystery.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Or, as Toyah Wilcox used to say, "Ith a mythtery" <laugh>

    #derailingmyself <yikes>
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    We're all just waiting here for the next episode? What time is it on?

    #shootingthebreezeinthemeantime
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gave it a miss last night to avoid any confrontation with 'Rob the Builder'. Went to the Grange instead. Probably go in tonight pre-match.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So, a few developments re 'Rob the Builder' and slutty Steph in my absence. My other half worked there on Tuesday night. I'd seen Scots Gary at the Grange and when he asked me why I was there, I told him I was having a change of scenery. When Vic told him that Rob had threatened me, he said it was a ****ing good job he hadn't been there. Gary has his own double glazing business and had some work for Rob. He's not getting it now <ok> Also, the boyfriend of the thieving barmaid slut asked her where I was. He's a knob and we don't really get on. Vic ended up telling him what had happened and he said that if Rob gave me any more ****, he'd "give him a proper bang". However, I really don't want this escalating.

    Apparently what I actually said to Sreph was "that dress makes you look like a fat ****". There is absolutely no way she could remotely be described as fat, so it was clearly a piss take. I'm probably going in tonight, so we'll see what happens <yikes>
     
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  10. Be careful sweetie pie <smooch>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh? <yikes>
     
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  12. Batard <laugh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    See you edited it, but sadly not quickly enough <laugh>
     
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  14. Yep <grr>

    Hows the back now anyway pal?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's much better. Only on one 10 mg morphine a day now. Will probably knock that off soon. Funnily enough, my arms tend to ache quite a lot. Fingertips still numb, but at least I can now tie my shoelaces <laugh>
     
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  16. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Remember to bring your glasses, bear Mace and rape alarm. <ok>
     
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  17. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Is Zingy going as well then?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He wouldn't last 10 ****ing seconds in there <laugh>
     
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  19. Bet the arm you broke aches more <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Funnily enough, not really. The right aches a bit more <yikes>
     
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