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So, a few developments re 'Rob the Builder' and slutty Steph in my absence. My other half worked there on Tuesday night. I'd seen Scots Gary at the Grange and when he asked me why I was there, I told him I was having a change of scenery. When Vic told him that Rob had threatened me, he said it was a ****ing good job he hadn't been there. Gary has his own double glazing business and had some work for Rob. He's not getting it now <ok> Also, the boyfriend of the thieving barmaid slut asked her where I was. He's a knob and we don't really get on. Vic ended up telling him what had happened and he said that if Rob gave me any more ****, he'd "give him a proper bang". However, I really don't want this escalating.

Apparently what I actually said to Sreph was "that dress makes you look like a fat ****". There is absolutely no way she could remotely be described as fat, so it was clearly a piss take. I'm probably going in tonight, so we'll see what happens <yikes>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
So, a few developments re 'Rob the Builder' and slutty Steph in my absence. My other half worked there on Tuesday night. I'd seen Scots Gary at the Grange and when he asked me why I was there, I told him I was having a change of scenery. When Vic told him that Rob had threatened me, he said it was a ****ing good job he hadn't been there. Gary has his own double glazing business and had some work for Rob. He's not getting it now <ok> Also, the boyfriend of the thieving barmaid slut asked her where I was. He's a knob and we don't really get on. Vic ended up telling him what had happened and he said that if Rob gave me any more ****, he'd "give him a proper bang". However, I really don't want this escalating.

Apparently what I actually said to Sreph was "that dress makes you look like a fat ****". There is absolutely no way she could remotely be described as fat, so it was clearly a piss take. I'm probably going in tonight, so we'll see what happens <yikes>
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Be careful sweetie pie <smooch>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
So, a few developments re 'Rob the Builder' and slutty Steph in my absence. My other half worked there on Tuesday night. I'd seen Scots Gary at the Grange and when he asked me why I was there, I told him I was having a change of scenery. When Vic told him that Rob had threatened me, he said it was a ****ing good job he hadn't been there. Gary has his own double glazing business and had some work for Rob. He's not getting it now <ok> Also, the boyfriend of the thieving barmaid slut asked her where I was. He's a knob and we don't really get on. Vic ended up telling him what had happened and he said that if Rob gave me any more ****, he'd "give him a proper bang". However, I really don't want this escalating.

Apparently what I actually said to Sreph was "that dress makes you look like a fat ****". There is absolutely no way she could remotely be described as fat, so it was clearly a piss take. I'm probably going in tonight, so we'll see what happens <yikes>
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Remember to bring your glasses, bear Mace and rape alarm. <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
It's much better. Only on one 10 mg morphine a day now. Will probably knock that off soon. Funnily enough, my arms tend to ache quite a lot. Fingertips still numb, but at least I can now tie my shoelaces <laugh>
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Bet the arm you broke aches more <laugh>
 
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