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  1. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Is that it? <laugh>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Didn't realise it was 'add a line make a story' mk2.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Quiet in the Cheese again last night. The lack of footie isn't helping. One of the lads had some nice weed, though. Shame he's a ****ing BS <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So a 'beach party' is planned for the Cheese on 26th July. Heated swimming pool, foam pool, food, beachware compulsory. Could be a recipe for complete ****ing disaster. Reckon I'll give it a miss <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 7, 2014
  5. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Sounds ****ing awesome <diva>

    We should all turn up <ok> Do a "Not606 open invite" :)

    #mankinitime
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I can imagine you slipping on the FOAM and doing your back right in.

    I can only imagine the debauchery that will occur with the heated swimming pool and foam... nasty nasty bitches.

    RHc you could dress like carlie out of 2 1/2 men.. got a big gay hawaii shirt?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 7, 2014

  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If I were near by- I'd show up in my dongthong for the event! <ok>


    / I don't really own a dongthong!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. Main reason I'll give it a miss.

    2. Nasty, dangerous bitches.

    3. Who, what and no <yikes>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Feel free, Bill <ok>
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Thanks twatface :)
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    charlie sheen in the sitcom 2 and a half men. bascially flip flops, those 3/4 shorts, white tee and a big yellow Hawaiian shirt would suit you well.

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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No ****ing need for that, spunkbreath <grr>
     
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  13. The artist JerryChristmas

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    I like his lager cocktail complete with mini umbrella <laugh> Pure Cheese
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> I have had a pint of Carling in there with a cocktail umbrella in it <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's very brave of you! I hear they will let you get married now too! <ok>
     
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    Donwside: That's not going to end well.

    Upside: There's 100% certainty of seeing tits and a high probably of clunge.

    It's a win, win. Leave before they clear the inflatables for the fighting though Ironside <ok>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Downside: They will probably be RHCs!




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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bit of argy bargy last night!!! Seems I've upset Rob the Builder, the most boring man on the ****ing planet. More than likely because I had a go at Steph at the weekend, who he's shagging at weekends, the slag. She's developed the Cheese barmaid syndrome of spending more time putting absolute **** on the jukey rather than dispensing drinks.

    He arrived and shoved me while I was sitting outside smoking a spliff, telling me he 'wanted a word with me'. He's very strong, so I don't particularly want a word with him. He asked me to go outside and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. We'll see what happens, but I had a word with a very hard **** who goes in there. He loves me as I gave him some words of wisdom when his Dad passed away and he maintains I stopped him from topping himself. Good to have back-up <ok> <yikes>
     
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    All because you had a bit of verbals with the barmaid about doing her actual job. <doh>

    Builder Rob sounds like a right dip-sh*t! Rufey him, and then get your mate to put him in a cargo crate bound for somewhere dull-as-f**k and, more importantly, far away! :grin:
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Eh?
     
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