Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

[BrAdY]

I think it’s hilarious! I can’t think who was the bigger idiot, him or her? “Let’s do this without testing if the bullet goes through or not? “

maybe it was her get away with murder thing?

 

[The greengrocer]

maybe it was her get away with murder thing?[/QUOTE
Well she didn’t by the look of it!

 

[balkan tiger]

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Isn't the last word of his reply taboo these days.

 

[LeftSaidFred]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...-star-jailed-shooting-boyfriend-dead-botched/



The 22-year-old victim held a 1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia in front of his chest for the prank, wrongly believing it would shield him from the bullet, but was pronounced dead at the scene after being fatally wounded.

50-caliber Desert Eagle

1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia

50-caliber Desert Eagle

1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia

a foot away

Ah any excuse to show a good clip.

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[spesupersydera]

I think it’s hilarious! I can’t think who was the bigger idiot, him or her? “Let’s do this without testing if the bullet goes through or not? “

It's similar to those fruit-loops who drop a tab of acid and then jump off a building thinking they can fly - *why can't they take off from the ground?

*Bill Hicks knew the score

 

[BrAdY]

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[originallambrettaman]

Check out the small print...

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[BlackAndAmberGambler]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...-star-jailed-shooting-boyfriend-dead-botched/



The 22-year-old victim held a 1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia in front of his chest for the prank, wrongly believing it would shield him from the bullet, but was pronounced dead at the scene after being fatally wounded.

50-caliber Desert Eagle

1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia

50-caliber Desert Eagle

1.5-inch (3.8cm) hardcover encyclopedia

a foot away

Speaks volumes about the stupidity of some people.

 

[DMD]

At breakfast today my wife said shes leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I almost choked on my [HASHTAG]#Brown[/HASHTAG].


Murphy's Law: You wait and wait, but the minute you use the stethoscope to listen to your balls, the doctor walks in.


Thanks to all those people who took the trouble to explain to me what 'very' is. It means a lot.


My girlfriend said she's fed up with me always pretending I’m a detective, and that we should split up...
I told her that’s great, we can cover more ground that way.


My girlfriend says I’m more interested in playing poker than in her, and that she’s going to leave me.
I think she’s bluffing...

 

[TIGERSCAVE]

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[LeftSaidFred]

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[Mr Hatem]

At breakfast today my wife said shes leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I almost choked on my [HASHTAG]#Brown[/HASHTAG].


Murphy's Law: You wait and wait, but the minute you use the stethoscope to listen to your balls, the doctor walks in.


Thanks to all those people who took the trouble to explain to me what 'very' is. It means a lot.


My girlfriend said she's fed up with me always pretending I’m a detective, and that we should split up...
I told her that’s great, we can cover more ground that way.


My girlfriend says I’m more interested in playing poker than in her, and that she’s going to leave me.
I think she’s bluffing...

So, you have a wife and two girlfriends?

 

[Mr Hatem]

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Is this available online?, my er friend is asking.

 

[TIGERSCAVE]

I think we should have an "ONLY IN AMERICA' thread.... but did you see this... 9 year old shoots 13 year old sister in the back of the head!!!!!

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-19/us-boy-shoots-sister-over-video-game-controller/9564702?pfmredir=sm&sf184904671=1&smid=Page: ABC News-Facebook_Organic&WT.tsrc=Facebook_Organic

 

[Ron Burguvdy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43461407

Watch: Some nifty footwork in the crowd
A fan's quick reactions during Aberdeen's 1-0 win over Dundee at Pittodrie saves the snack and drink of a fellow supporter when Kenny McLean's shot whistles over the crossbar.

 

[Plum]

Cracking dive this, think even Elmo would have been bashful.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43472827

 

[Walter Sobchak]

So, you have a wife and two girlfriends?

I'm an Alien!

 

[Mr Hatem]

I'm an Alien!

Are you really? Which planet are you from?

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Cracking dive this, think even Elmo would have been bashful.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43472827

There's a word for that.




The word is cheating

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

At breakfast today my wife said shes leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I almost choked on my [HASHTAG]#Brown[/HASHTAG].


Murphy's Law: You wait and wait, but the minute you use the stethoscope to listen to your balls, the doctor walks in.


Thanks to all those people who took the trouble to explain to me what 'very' is. It means a lot.


My girlfriend said she's fed up with me always pretending I’m a detective, and that we should split up...
I told her that’s great, we can cover more ground that way.


My girlfriend says I’m more interested in playing poker than in her, and that she’s going to leave me.
I think she’s bluffing...

**** jokes these.........?