It's similar to those fruit-loops who drop a tab of acid and then jump off a building thinking they can fly - *why can't they take off from the ground? *Bill Hicks knew the score
At breakfast today my wife said shes leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I almost choked on my #Brown. Murphy's Law: You wait and wait, but the minute you use the stethoscope to listen to your balls, the doctor walks in. Thanks to all those people who took the trouble to explain to me what 'very' is. It means a lot. My girlfriend said she's fed up with me always pretending I’m a detective, and that we should split up... I told her that’s great, we can cover more ground that way. My girlfriend says I’m more interested in playing poker than in her, and that she’s going to leave me. I think she’s bluffing...
I think we should have an "ONLY IN AMERICA' thread.... but did you see this... 9 year old shoots 13 year old sister in the back of the head!!!!! http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-19/us-boy-shoots-sister-over-video-game-controller/9564702?pfmredir=sm&sf184904671=1&smid=Page: ABC News-Facebook_Organic&WT.tsrc=Facebook_Organic
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43461407 Watch: Some nifty footwork in the crowd A fan's quick reactions during Aberdeen's 1-0 win over Dundee at Pittodrie saves the snack and drink of a fellow supporter when Kenny McLean's shot whistles over the crossbar.
Cracking dive this, think even Elmo would have been bashful. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43472827
