Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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To lighten things up
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Patient: “Doctor, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”

Doctor: “That sounds like ‘Tom Jones syndrome.'”

Patient: “Is it common?”

Doctor: “Well…It’s not Unusual….”
 
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Last night the Mrs looked out of the living room window and said "there's a man knocking on our door with a beard..."

I replied "No wonder I can't hear him."

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Copyright of Steve@Bluebell in Lowgate.
 
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Keeping to the theme, kudos to Carmine.

Worst Christmas present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
 
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